|Careful! I Have A Honey Bear!
||[Dec. 19th, 2007|01:31 am]
Kelly J. Cooper
Ya know how sometimes when you sneeze really hard and your brain flops out and you get cerebrospinal fluid all over the place? Yeah, I hate that. Also, snot is yucky.
Yes, it's true, I have a cold. I had a sore throat for two days, but doing shots of honey whenever it ached seemed to clear that up. Now I'm just... um... sick.
And it's my right as an American citizen to think that birds are pretty.
When I blow my nose, I fuck up the axial tilt of the universe.
I might need to go lie down now.