|Style Is Stupid
||[Oct. 10th, 2007|04:58 am]
Kelly J. Cooper
All I want is a roll-neck cotton sweater. No ribbing, no cuffs, no embellishments, no wicking, no whatever-the-fuck, just a nice straight sweater.
I found one that was perfect (here), and it comes in this lovely shade of purple, my favorite color. Only available in women's sizes, of course. I haven't fit into regular women's sizes in twenty years. My arms (too long) and my shoulders (too broad) stopped fitting before my boobs did. I can't even blame this one on the fat.
You would think they might have an equivalent in the men's, so I could buy a goddamn men's 2XL and be happy. But no. Noooo. THAT would be too easy! Pigfuckers.
More men need to buy roll-neck cotton sweaters, tunic style, so I can get me some.
Stoopid vagaries of style.