|I Don't Normally Say This To Customers
||[Jul. 20th, 2007|09:56 pm]
Kelly J. Cooper
Customer comes into the shop and asks shyly about whether we have a particular t-shirt. He says, "It starts with, um, I'm not saying this to you, but it says 'Fuck you,' um..." he trails off.
I ask, "Do you mean the one that says 'Fuck You, You Fuckin' Fucked Fuck'?" and he smiles in relief and says "Yes! That's it."
And I had to tell him we don't carry that one. His face fell. Poor guy.