This afternoon, miss_chance said something and I replied (speaking to the hypothetical target of her comment/question):
- Because I have a sharp stick. And you look like a monkey.
I actually like monkeys and wouldn't harm one. (And I like ponies; what's with all the screaming?)
I think my brain was wired by a crazy closet gollum who's got a mad-on for failing physics.
Hmm. That made even less sense.
Uh, ok, time to turn off the computer cuz I'm really, really sleepy. Good night.