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Awesome Quote [Jun. 1st, 2009|02:16 am]
Kelly J. Cooper
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Found here: http://community.livejournal.com/metaquotes/7151716.html

songs_of_winter's Mom Knows Women:
Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.
(Original is f-locked, but damn! That is a fine sentiment there.)

[User Picture]From: gothtique
2009-06-01 09:21 am (UTC)
I may have to steal that quote!
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[User Picture]From: dpolicar
2009-06-01 09:33 am (UTC)
Not entirely on board with the fixed-gender-roles-ness of it, but if I listen past that (besides, we all know that "woman" can be a generic term for... no, wait, how does that go again?) I like it too.
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[User Picture]From: muffyjo
2009-06-01 10:28 pm (UTC)
I've seen that circle in email before. It's a fun way of putting that.
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