|Fevery Has Arrived!
||[Dec. 16th, 2008|05:01 am]
Kelly J. Cooper
FEVER! Fever in the mornin'... fever all through the night, you give me fever...
What a lovely way to burn!
Late to the party, the fever has finally arrived! Welcome the traveler to our germ fest!
My ears itch. Unfortunately they itch on the inside, deep inside. Contemplating using a screwdriver to handle the situation. Flat head might be better for scraping away the wax but a phillips will give me better penetration when I STABBITY-STAB-STAB my skull to get rid of the FUCKING ITCHING.
Then I can work on my plugged-up left nostril.
Have I ever told you I have holes in my... um, ear canal DRUMS! My ear drums have holes in them because I used to have tubes in there, to train, no drain the excess fluids. When I was little. Thats when they stoled my adnoids and, um, tonsils too. Sometimes when I blow my nose my WHOLE HEAD WHISTLES! Also, sometimes air goes through my tear ducts. That wasn't part of the operation tho, that's just cuz I'm a freak.
I mentioned in my twittering that coughing gives me a little hallucinatory feeling - coughing and SNEEZING is da bomb. Man do I ever got da spins now. Whooooo.
Today is Tuesday now, but I'm still working through Monday. I successfully napped, from around noon to around 6pm. Up afterward, eventually makin' it downstairs to watch some terrible TV around 7pm. Everything moves really slowly, then fast, then slow again. I should try to sleep but I feel like crap. Have eaten multiple clementine oranges and a handful of cough drops. Also, delicious Mexican dinner from Tacos Lupitas down the street. Well, not also, actually, first. First Mexican dinner, then cough drops, then clementines, then cough drops, cookies. Oh yeah, forgot, a bunch of cookies. And some roasted punkin seeds. And maybe a few crispy sesame sardines. Those might've been a mistake though. More cough drops. Finally, two bowls of that honey toasted cereal I like from Kashi with Silk Soymilk Punkin Spice Eggnog poured on top. Those was rockin good tasty yum.
It's possible that I should not be unsupervised. Hee hee! Ut oh, double negativity. Qwick make a happy thought bubble giggle.
Shiza, I feel yuckers. Mebbe go take a sower er shower and sleep more. BFs sleepin so be quiet.