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AWKWARD!!! [Oct. 30th, 2008|02:30 pm]
Kelly J. Cooper
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I'm ok with selling porn. And/or erotica. Written or pictorial. Seriously.

But when a Catholic priest, complete with collar and slight Irish accent, comes to the counter to ask me a question while I'm checking in Extreme Curves: Phat Girls with its lascivious nekkidity on both front and back, you better believe I stuffed that sucker in a box PDQ.

(Oh Google it yer own self if you must know...)


[User Picture]From: catness
2008-10-30 03:41 pm (UTC)
It's okay. He probably doesn't like girls. :)
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[User Picture]From: drwex
2008-10-31 04:41 pm (UTC)
*snerk* You win.
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From: tamidon
2008-10-30 03:50 pm (UTC)
Google it I did...Oh MY
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[User Picture]From: erikred
2008-10-30 04:24 pm (UTC)
Hehe, the guilt, it burns, it burns.

I recently bought some Omaha Cat Dancer for a buddy for his birthday, and I actually blushed at the counter. Me. Nearly 40, buying 20 year-old porn for a buddy. And blushing. I'm telling you, some things never change.
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From: i_leonardo
2008-10-30 04:50 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: laurenpburka
2008-10-30 08:02 pm (UTC)
Ok, you got me. What did he ask?
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[User Picture]From: kjc
2008-10-31 12:14 am (UTC)
"May I open this?" in reference to a shrink-wrapped Mad Magazine pop-up book.

He apparently has a friend who's mad for Mad and he periodically buys this person Mad-related stuff as a gift.

I opened it for him, but he didn't buy it.
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[User Picture]From: whitebird
2008-10-31 12:52 am (UTC)
Did you get mad at him for not buying it?
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[User Picture]From: kjc
2008-10-31 01:06 am (UTC)
Not really. Mildly exasperated, but I repressed it cuz I has gud customr skillz.
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[User Picture]From: kjc
2008-10-31 01:07 am (UTC)
Also, raised Catholic, good with repression...
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