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I Don't Normally Say This To Customers [Jul. 20th, 2007|09:56 pm]
Kelly J. Cooper
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Customer comes into the shop and asks shyly about whether we have a particular t-shirt. He says, "It starts with, um, I'm not saying this to you, but it says 'Fuck you,' um..." he trails off.

I ask, "Do you mean the one that says 'Fuck You, You Fuckin' Fucked Fuck'?" and he smiles in relief and says "Yes! That's it."

And I had to tell him we don't carry that one. His face fell. Poor guy.
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From: (Anonymous)
2007-07-21 02:25 am (UTC)
Gee, I only get to say these things with the phone on mute...

- JP
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[User Picture]From: aroraborealis
2007-07-21 04:22 pm (UTC)
It's just as well. He doesn't sound ready to wear it.
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[User Picture]From: kjc
2007-07-22 02:54 am (UTC)
The impression I got was that it was a gift for a young(er) person.
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