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Pro Tip [May. 21st, 2009|01:35 am]
Kelly J. Cooper
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Forgot about this... inspired by an event that occurred during my trip:

Pro-tip: If you're complimenting the guy who organized the reception, don't say "the food was great, but what about that busload of women you promised?" It's crass. But it's ESPECIALLY STUPID when there's a woman in the group of people who make up your conversation pod.

And it just convinces me that your dick must be ugly in addition to tiny and diseased.

Oops, was that unprofessional? Ah well. My apologies, of course.

[User Picture]From: dpolicar
2009-05-21 12:52 pm (UTC)
Am I still allowed to go with the "...busload of male strippers..." version?
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From: tb
2009-05-21 12:57 pm (UTC)
Aw, honey, he didn't mean you when he said meat-socks women.

I'm guessing he probably wouldn't have said it if a woman had been the organizer. Sounds like the type of manly bonding us dickless types aren't meant to hear or have an opinion about. That's what we get for leaving the house.
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